Some people pay a compliment as if they expect a receipt.
— Kin Hubbard
The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
— Jackie Collins
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.
— Isaac Asimov
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
— Henry Kissinger
To err is human, but to really foul things up you need a computer.
— Paul Ehrlich