The biggest critics of my books are the people who never read them.
— Jackie Collins
The first law of dietetics seems to be: if it tastes good, it’s bad for you.
— Isaac Asimov
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
— Quentin Crisp
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
— Henry Kissinger
ok i done with quotes for the night!