Blogging: Never before have so many people with so little to say said so much to so few.
Apathy: If we don’t take care of the customer,maybe they’ll stop bugging us.
Bitterness: Never be afraid to share your dreams with the world, because there’s nothing the world loves more than the taste of really sweet dreams.
Blame: The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.
Cluelessness: There are no stupid questions, but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.
Compromise: Let’s agree to respect each others views, no matter how wrong yours may be.
When birds fly in the right formation, they need only exert half the effort. Even in nature, teamwork results in collective laziness.
Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to fire all of the unhappy people.
Despair: It’s always darkest just before it goes pitch black.
Futility: You’ll always miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, and, statistically speaking, 99% of the shots you do.
Government: If you think the problems we create are bad, just wait until you see our solutions.
Indifference: It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn’t take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face.
Mistakes: It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
Stupidity: Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.
And finally, for my friends across the pond….
Whining: If you expect to score points by whining, join a European soccer team.