Thank you cozimjewish. Here is part two:
do you like Miami’s Revach
do you prefer Shwekey’s Shevach
and the most important question do you go away for Pesach
on Purim are you rated
as beyond intoxicated
while you vomit all over a girl you previously dated
do you think there is a niche
for the famous KosherSwitch
or was it just a scam designed to make somebody get quite rich
is it only during adar
when your sense of humor’s hotter
that you spend so many hours darshening on Harry Potter
what about tznius today
does it require a “mayday”
or is it just a little problem that is soon to fade away
secular education
and college matriculation
are they something positive or just a Torah deviation
Is the greatest of all wrongs
to listen to nonjewish songs
and does it make a difference if it’s just a bunch of singalongs
would you still respect your mom
even if she ate chalav stam
does your tefillin order follow Rashi or Rabbeinu Tam
do you stand on your raglayim
for your kiddush club lechayim
but immediately sit for “Avinu Shebashamyim” (the prayer, not God)
do you think there is a hiddur
in davening from a siddur
except if it’s on a smartphone in which case you get quite bitter