Reply To: The Chumrah Song

@Boruch I’ll be your friend! Thanks for the compliment, and I’m glad you enjoyed. Yes it’s true that we do learn; we are a yeshiva, aren’t we?

As far as Moderator-42, I don’t think those lines were supposed to rhyme; they were just cute suggestions. But:

I toivel all of my paper plates,

I have my own zman for shkiah and neitz,

I bring my own food even to my Rosh Yeshiva,

I didn’t learn till I was 40, just like R’ Akiva,

On my braces I do a libun gamur,

I work out in the gym, to become Az K’namer