to lammed hey….I will absolutely agree with you that, in case I see a man (especially on Shabbos)coming towards me with multi-colored neon crocs,I’ll think that he is either :
1) coming from a flatbush kiddush and having imbibed some of that good single malt
2) coming from an audition to fill Popov the clown’s shoes- (pun intended)
3) lost his own shoes while going to the mikvah (maybe mysteriously disappeared?) and reached out for the closest pair in the Mikva (the mind boggles at the thought of many neon-colored crocs in the mikvah)
4) Certainly he is, at least, color-blind and thinks he is wearing his grandfather’s “shtivel” (boots) from his days in Poland.
5) he is a woman in drag going to a reform shtibel.
It still does not make it begged isha…..