I post on each and every hour
in the tub and in the shower
let’s discuss my latest trick
underwater posting from the “mik”
tie me up with a straitjacket
my typing toes will raise a racket
on the west coast or eastern seaboard
my fingers sprint across my keyboard
typing, texting is my mission
making up a new prohibition
when it comes to posting there’s no bal tosef
if you’re the omnipresent Joseph.
(Joseph – this is intended to be funny, not mean. Please feel free to “return the favor” ?)