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WolfishMusings
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my source is Ma’ase Bereishis, where Adam and Chava were told what their roles are.

Ah, so when I cook, not only is it a sin, but it’s also a reversal of the natural order of the world. That, if memory serves me correctly, was one of the tactics that Pharaoh used to try to destroy the Jewish people (assigned tasks traditionally associated with women to men and vice versa).

So not only am I sinning by cooking, but I’m actually destroying the natural order of the world and following in the footsteps of one of the wickedest people in the history of the planet.

I’m such a vile, despicable excuse for a human being. How is it that you people who live in Brooklyn haven’t come to my house to lynch me for my extreme rishus yet? I’m certainly a greater threat to the kedusha of your neighborhood than any TV, Internet site, or anything else you spend hours and hours harping on about. Or does “U’Viarta HaRa Mikirbecha” mean nothing to you?

The Wolf