LOL
Thanks for the laugh, apushata.
You meet a lot of interesting people in the CR.
People who say Tachanun on 5 (or 4) Iyar.
People who don’t.
People who say Ani Ma’amin every day.
And people who only say it when they hear in the grocery that their neighbor had a dream.
I haven’t noticed any such instructions in my siddur.
But there’s no Bracha on talking fish in there either…