Is this some sort of sick demented joke???
MOVE TO ERETZ YISRAEL!
1. Strongest Torah learning in the world!
2. Cheap Affordable Healthcare for everyone!
3. Free day care for children from age 3!
4. All Jews even the secular know when Shabbat comes in because all the buses and public transportation disappear, Yes even in Tel Aviv.
5. The buses remind you to say Sefirat HaOmer.
6. On Yom Kippur everyone even the most secular keep the day holy at least in public and 70% of the public fasts. Even the international Ben Gurion airport shuts down.
7. For those with TV you can watch Parshat Hashavua discussion a couple hours before Shabbat on national TV.
8. On Pesach Bread is almost no where to be found and over 66% of the public keep Kosher L Pesach.
9. On Chag Sukkot, sukkahs are seen everyone and I mean everywhere.
10. 94% of males get a Brit and 98% of homes have a Mezuza.
11. As the Gemara teaches in Eretz Yisrael one has a God and in Chutz Laaretz you don’t and furthermore its better to live in a idolatrous city here in Eretz Yisrael than in a entire Jewish Frum, Black Hate and Strimal dominated Detroit.
Come home soon!