Here are the answers…
A man is walking thorough the forest, when he comes upon a lion, camel and bear. He has a gun with only one bullet. What should he do?
—Shoot the lion, drink the beer and smoke the Camel!!!
(oomis, you hit on the answer by “C h A i M ” e L.”!)
Chaim and Dovid are walking through the desert and Chaim finds one cigarette on the ground. Who should get the cigarette?
—Chaim must give the cigarette to Dovid because the Halacha is V’Chai Bahem!!!