For (and from) Kids
Kid: Daddy, can you jump higher than a house?
Father (chuckling): No, of course not.
Kid: Daddy, do you have a green key?
Father: No.
Kid: A red key?
Father: No.
Kid: A blue key?
Father: No.
Kid: A pink key?
Father: No.
Kid: Yes you do. You have one on each hand!
Kid: Hot. You can’t catch a hot!