IRONY
>I bet I could quit gambling
>What if there were no hypothetical situations?
>It’s not my fault I don’t take responsibility for my actions
>This statement is false.
>Don’t you hate rhetorical questions?
>God, I want patience, and I WANT IT NOW!
>Sorry, I forgot all about the Amnesia Conference!
>The creation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
>I can resist everything except temptation.
>I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure.
>Never believe generalisations.
>Avoid alliterations always.
>I used to be schizophrenic, but we’re OK now
>Thank God I’m an atheist.
>Just say NO to negativity