Geee. the things people do nowadays…
They called me
to get my phone
number.
They spent 20 minutes looking at the orange
juice carton because it said ‘concentrate.’
They tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
They sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
They tried to drown a fish.
They thought a quarterback
was a refund.
They got locked in a grocery store and
starved to death.
They tripped over a cordless phone.
They too k a ruler to bed to see how
long she slept.
They asked for a price check at the
Dollar Store.
They studied for a blood test.
They thought Meow Mix was a CD for
cats.
When They heard that 90% of
all crimes occur around the
home, she moved.
When They missed the 44 bus, she took the
22 bus twice instead.
When they took you to the airport and saw a sign that
said ‘Airport Left’ she turned around and went home