WBC- SOOOOO TRUE!!! Here are a few more:
-G-d must love idiots…..He made so many of them
-I do NOT have an attitude problem! Sure, I have an attitude. I just don’t find it to be a problem.
-Our friends fall, we laugh. Our phones fall, we cry.
-Good friends are the people who know you, and are still not embarrassed to be seen with you in public.
-Old people used to push me at weddings and say, “You’re next!” That’s when I started doing the same to them at funerals.
-A man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do. A woman must do what he can’t.
-Be yourself. Nobody else wants to.
-When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic
-When life hands you lemons, make lemonade, coz hey! Free lemons!
-Remember, they’re the 10 Commandments….not the 10 Suggestions
-“Oh, you look just like your grandmother!” Is that supposed to make me feel good?
-Why is it doctors call what they do a practice?
-I used to think air was free. That is, until I bought a packet of chips.