People ask me what is the secret to a good marriage. I tell them marry Gracie- George Burns.
My Dr. told me it is unhealthy to smoke. My Dr. is dead, and I’m still smoking.-ibid
According to statistics, most people do not die after 100. The odds are in my favor.-(ibid after his 100 birthday?)
If there is a will, there is a relative.
According to statistics, 87.8% of statistics are fabricated.