ASPCA true story:
My then-husband was sleeping in the Sukkah one night (about 20 years ago), I heard and then saw a pack of dogs (yes, a pack) trying to get into the Sukkah,he was in a deep sleep, I called the ASPCA (from inside the house,obviously).They ANSWERED the phone, but told me they couldn’t help me UNTIL 9:00am!!
I told them it really urgent,but they couldn’t understand my concern for my husband who was after all,”sleeping in the shed”!!!!In the end—also true—I opened the window,splashed my only weapon (a cup of negel vasser water) out the window, and they scampered off!!
As they say,truth is stranger than fiction!