The fact that I was born.
The Wolf
I have a way more embarrassing story for Wolf:
“My Shabbos shoes are my only shoes. During the week, I wear black sneakers.
The Wolf”
Do you realize what that means? The Wolf admitting here on YWN to an audience of billions that he is ???? ??? by not wearing sneakers but instead has a separate pair of shoes only for ???!
How embarrassing for him!!! ☺