A few great quotes to brighten your day!
“Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn’t seem to crack. Women treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.”
Anne Morrow Lindbergh
“I always wake up at the crack of ice.”
Joe E. Lewis
“A day without sunshine is like, you know, night.”
Steve Martin
“All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height.”
Casey Stengel
“I drank some boiling water because I wanted to whistle.”
Mitch Hedberg
“I failed to make the chess team because of my height.”
Woody Allen