Whats green and has wheels?
Grass, I lied about the wheels.
A horse walked into a bar. Several people got up and left as they spotted the potential danger in the situation.
what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
we are both lawyers
A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.
“Long day?” the bartender asks.
“No, all days are 24 hours long” the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.
A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, “What’ll it be?” The duck doesn’t say anything because its a duck.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where’s my tractor?
If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.
What do you call 100 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A horrible boating accident