An archaeology student on a dig in Gaza runs into his professor’s office jumping and screaming. “Professor! Guess what I found? It’s a 3,000 year old skeleton of a man who died of heart failure!”
The professor inspects the skeleton and says, “Congratulations! You dated the skeleton accurately! But tell me- how do you know he died of heart failure?”
The student pulls a piece of paper out of his pocket. “I found this in the skeleton’s hand,” he said.
It said “100:1 on Goliath.”