So I’m driving around in my car, and I come up to a stop sign. There’s no one around, so I just kinda slow down, but don’t come to a complete stop. I hear a siren, and it turns out the cops are behind me, and they ask me to pull over.
A cop gets out of the car and tells me he has to give me a ticket because I didn’t stop at the stop sign. I tell him I did stop, but he says, “No, you just slowed down.”
So I say,”Stop, slow down, there exactly the same!”
Then he pulls out his nightstick and starts beating me across the head with it. And then he says, “Now, do you want me to SLOW DOWN, or do you want me to stop?”