Reply To: Amusing Questions (division of the Joke Thread)

If the opposite of pro is con, is the opposite of progress, congress?

If Aliens are so smart, why do they abduct the dumbest people?

If you buy a package of cotton balls, are you supposed to discard the first one?

Do Roman Doctors refer to an IV as just 5?

If someone told you he was a chronic liar, would you believe him?

If ghosts can walk through walls, why don’t they fall through the

floor?

If someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is he treated as a hostage situation?

Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?

Why does the Secret Service hold press conferences?

Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person

who drives a race car not called a racist?