“If halacha allowed Jews to own dogs, would it be ok to give them a cellphone? Would texting have to be blocked? If one wanted to send their dog to obedience school, what type of school should it be, hashkafa wise? Most importantly, when the time came, what type of shidduch should one do for their dog? Would it matter if the owner fed it from a paper or plastic bowl on shabbos? “
THANK YOU for the best laugh I have had all day! I am saving this for a Purim Shpiel article. I especially loved the last sentence!!!!!