goq and amichai u hit the nail on the head, although i dont get the dressing to the nine part???
anyways i picture sac to be a fabulous attorney who walks into the court room as tho its a paris runway.
i imangine dunno to be a cute bais yaakov girl who likes to have fun.
popa bear is def a middlle aged single guy prob balding a bit too.
pumper is prob a chassidshe lady who loves to be oooober machmir.
mikehall, ruffruff, ruphruph, cedarhurst, realbrisker and all ur other aliases is probably a mentally unstable middle aged dude with a complex and loves to rant and rave about others inorder to make his own life seem awesomer…lol ;)))
im just kidding i love u guys!!!